What is Brown?
Brown is the feeling of when you are feeling happy, but it's not the happy you're used to, or if you're feeling sad, but it's now the sad you're used to. You can be Brown if you react to Brown feelings in an unusual way, thus creating the statement "I'm Brown".
The history of Brown
When God made humans on the sixth day, he knew that along with all the good feelings, he would need a feeling for all the new thing humans would encounter, thus creating Brown. Before the flood, God was mad at human kind for being vulgar and stupid, but what made him sent the flood was that people started using Brown as a color, replacing Tan. Soon after the flood the first schools were created. These schools wanted to keep the power and beauty of Brown to themselves. They started teaching children that Brown was actually a color. Thousands of years later schools continue to teach students about Brown being a feeling. We must now teach everyone that Browns is just a feeling, not a color.